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英语脑经急转弯1

Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

----Because its head is so far from its body.

为什么长颈鹿有如此这般长的脖子？

----因为它的头离它的身体是这样的远。

Who wears the biggest hat in the world?

----The man with the biggest head in the world.

谁戴世界上最大号的帽子？

----世界上长着最大脑袋的人。

Teacher: "Raymond, in what battle was Admiral Lord Nelson killed?"

Raymond: "His last one, sir."

老师：“雷蒙德，纳尔逊将军是在哪次战斗中战死的？”

雷蒙德：“他的最后一次战役，先生。”

Teacher: "Sarah,what was the first thing James the first did on coming to the throne?"

Sarah: "He sat down, miss."

老师：“萨拉，詹姆斯一世登上王位宝座做的第一件事情是什么？”

萨拉：“他坐下来，小姐。”

Cooking teacher: "Tom, how can we prevent food from going bad?"

Tom: "By eating it, miss."

烹饪老师：“汤姆，我们怎样才能防止食物变坏？”

汤 姆：“吃掉它，小姐。”

A："Ticket inspector, why did you punch a hole in my ticket?"

B: "So you can go through, sir."

甲：“检票员，为什么你要在我的票上打孔？”

乙：“那样你才能通行，先生。”

A："How short can girls' skirts get?"

B: "No matter how short, they will always be above two feet."

甲：“女孩的裙子可以短到什么程度？”

乙：“不管怎么短，它们一定是在两只脚的上方。”

Father: "Great Scott! How you look!"

Jimmie: "Yes, pa, I fell in a mudhole."

Father: "What! And with your new pants on?"

Jimmie: "Yes. I didn't have time to take them off."

父亲：“天哪！你一副什么相！”

吉米：“是的，爸，我掉进了一个泥坑。”

父亲：“什么！穿着你的新裤子掉进泥坑里？”

吉米：“是的。我没有来得及把它脱掉。”

Father(meaningly): "Who is the laziest member of your class, tommy?"

Tommy: "I don't know, Pa."

Father: "I should think you should know. When all the others are industriously studying or writing their lessons, who is it that sits idly in his seat and watches the rest, instead of working himself?"

Tommy: "The teacher."

父亲：(有所指地)：“谁是你们班里最懒的，汤米？”

汤米：“我不知道，爸。”

父亲：“我倒认为你应该知道。当所有的人都在勤奋学习或书

写课堂作业时，是谁闲坐在自己的位置上望着别人，

而自己不做功课？”

汤米：“老师。”

Teacher: "Arthur,if you had three apples and ate one,how many would you have?"

Arthur: "Three."

Teacher: "Three?"

Arthur: "Yes. Two outside and one inside."

老师：“阿瑟，如果你有3个苹果，吃掉一个，还有几个？”

阿瑟：“3个。”

老师：“3个？”

阿瑟：“是的，外面2个，肚子里1个。”

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

Q:猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？

A:Amonkey can have fleas，but a flea can't have monkeys.

A: 那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

Q:什么是世界上最强壮的生物？

A:The carries its house on its back.

A: 蜗牛。因为它们整天背着自己的房子走路。

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

Q:人们在钟表厂做什么？

A:They make faces all day.

A:他们在做鬼脸(制造表面)。

注释：makefaces直译为制造钟面，但作为固定短语，又有做鬼脸的意思。

英语脑经急转弯2

31. What wears a cap but has no head?

A bottle.

32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?

A flag.

33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?

A night watchman with a college education.

34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?

Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

35. What is wind?

Air in a hurry.

36. What comes after the letter "A"?

All the other letters.

37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

Teapot.

38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?

Short.

39. What person does every man take his hat off to?

A barber.

40. Why d（)oes the boy carry a ladder to the school?

Because he wants to go to high school.

41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

Water.

42. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?

A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

Because he's dead.

44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

Nothing. Because I'm a woman.

46. What always travels on foot?

A shoe.

47. Where can happiness always be found?

In the dictionary.

48. What is higher without a head than with a head?

A pillow.(枕头)

49. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?

He can't read.

50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

The outside.