圣诞节的笑话英文版（最新4篇）

Santa's sleigh broke down, so he asked a reindeer for help. The reindeer replied, "I can’t, I’m on a diet!" Santa chuckled, "No worries, just pull the sleigh and leave the cookies to me!"下面是勤劳的小编为大家分享的圣诞节的笑话英文版（最新4篇）范例，欢迎借鉴参考。

圣诞节的笑话英文版【第一篇】

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

圣诞节的笑话英文版【第二篇】

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

-- Well, bring me the winner then.

圣诞节的爆笑笑话【第三篇】

1、传说圣诞夜晚，天上的星星发下二个心愿；一个是愿天下所有人平安快乐，另一个则是告诉正在看此讯息的幸运娃，圣诞节可以放假一天，不过请先请假！

2、今年圣诞节我只能形单影只地一个人度过。孤单冷清的感觉实在难受，如果圣诞老人可以把你送到我身边就好了…我是萨达姆，圣诞快乐！

3、这个迷人的圣诞，你躲在家里生蛋蛋，生了一堆恐龙蛋，还有一只小鸡蛋。猪，生蛋快乐！穿着红棉袄的圣诞老人、青翠葱笼的圣诞树、金黄色的铃铛，早早地就映入了我们的眼帘，让我们期待着圣诞节，给自己一个放松、疯狂、娱乐的理由！

4、平安夜满天星，是我求圣诞老公公给你的祝福。当每一丝星光接触到你的眼光，都将化作轻柔的情呵护你甜梦到天明！愿你度过一个快乐的圣诞节！

5、好久不见！经常会想起你，无数个圣诞节的祝福，那友谊，厚厚积累的愉快记忆，人间的亲情，天堂的温馨，终于带给了我们大家。祝你圣诞节快乐！

6、 失恋33天并不可怕，可怕的是失恋34天后，大姨妈还没有来。

7、 情人节圣诞节，骗骗情侣也就算了，光棍们已经这么可怜了，商家还要想方设法骗他们钱，真太尼玛不人道了啊！

8、 老妈是个吃货，下定决心一定要减肥，每天节食。有一天，老爸做了一桌子的美味，我和老爸吃的津津有味，老妈在旁边看的一忍再忍。最后，老爸很淡定的说，不知道你折腾啥，我又不退货。

9、 刚和老公打车回家，到家门口时才发现悲剧了，俩人身上钱合起来还差两块。仨人相对无语尴尬之际，老公弱弱地说：“师傅，我们还差两块，你往回开一点吧…”瞬间车内安静了、

10、当老人家偷偷爬出窗时，我深情地掉泪了，无数次他扛着沉重的裹出去出卖力气无数次他为了某人而花白了胡子时，多么想说声……您，老头子，圣诞快乐哦圣诞快乐哦

圣诞节的爆笑笑话【第四篇】

The thief and the judgeIt was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner、 "What are you charged with?" he asked、"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant、"Thats no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?""Before the store opened," countered the prisoner、

法官与小偷那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉？”他问。“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早？”在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。

Jesuss TellyA child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib、 Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval、 The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired、"But whats that in the corner?" asked Mother、"Oh, thats their telly," replied the tot、

耶稣的电视机圣诞节时孩子要了纸和蜡笔，想画一张耶稣诞生像。最后这件艺术品被陈列出来供父母鉴赏。他们对耶稣诞生后睡的马槽，牧羊人，耶稣及其家庭都逐一表示赞赏。“可是那个角落里是什么？”妈妈问。“噢，那是他们的电视机，”孩子回答说。

What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么？答案：锄地。（英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。）

On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel、 Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor、 Which one of them do you think picked it up?Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!

圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起？答案：当然是圣诞老人啦！为什么？因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。