五人英语搞笑话剧剧本【参考5篇】

五个朋友在一次聚会上，误把洗发水当成饮料，结果大家纷纷喝下，场面 hilarity 失控，互相模仿洗发水广告，最后全场笑成一团，友情更加深厚。下面是勤劳的小编为大家分享的五人英语搞笑话剧剧本【参考5篇】范例，欢迎借鉴参考。

分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本【第一篇】

旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）

Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）

Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的手）

Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are.

Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）， warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）

Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.

Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?

Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）。

Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……

Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）

Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）

Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~

Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）( J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）

Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）

Oscar: Honey, how are you?

Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）， just so confident~（甩头发）

（Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help!

Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的`手，对视）

Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~

Rose: But……what about Oscar?

Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.

Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~

旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.

Jack: Do you feel cold?

Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.

Jack: Don’t worry. I have this! （从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）。（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）

Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others.

Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）

Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.

Jack: Take my girl together.

Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）

（Indian Princess上，向观众合掌问候）

Princess: I am a princessfromIndia.

Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?

Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）

Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! （边说边后退，渐远）

（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）

Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向观众）My name is Harry Potter. I’mfromHogwarts（霍格沃茨）。 I lose my way.

Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?

Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（耸肩）

Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）

旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.

Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave boat can’t support us for

a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.

Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.

Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）

Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）

Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）

Jack: I lose. You see, it’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头）

Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!

Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）

Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 继续叫救命……）

（旁白唱my heart will go on，音乐起，全剧终。Jack & Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。）。

人英语搞笑话剧剧本【第二篇】

3人短剧，简单有趣，每人不超过10句话，并且都是很简单的话，经理只有一句词，但是还比较有水平。由一个笑话改编。

最后结果出人意料，其实是服务生误解了顾客。

C,the customer.

W,the waiter.

M,the manager.

In the restaurant.

W:What can I do for you,sir?

C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg 's all.

W:A moment.

W:Yours,sir.

C:Thank you.

C:Waiter.

W:Yes?Sir.

C:How can I have the soup?

W:I'm 'll change it for you.

W:Here your

C:Thank you.

C:waiter!

W:Sir.

C:How can I have the soup?

W:'m terribly change it in a second.

C:'m sorry for the is the soup.

W:OK.

C:Waiter!！

W:Sir?

C:Call your manager,please.

M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup?

C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON?

分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本【第三篇】

人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人

旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名。 Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.

A：（打哈欠），I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.（打哈欠）——边走边说 （趴在讲台上睡）

（进入梦乡）

旁白：In her dream……

（上台摆两个凳子，A做一个）

A：Oh, it’s a fine day. （假装看天） （然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看）

明星：（上台）：Oh, it’s a fine day. （然后坐凳子）

（A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的）

A：Are you … are you that … super star?（激动地说不出话）

明星：（随意的回答） Yes, what’s wrong?

A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.

（激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思）

（当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶）

明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'？stik]。 （有点嫌弃）

A: Can you give me your signature?

（讲到签名，明星就兴奋了）

明星：Ok ，of course!

A：（大声喊）Oh ，I will have the Handsome______’s signature

（突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名）

B：Please ，please give me signature!！

C: No, give it to me, to me!！

（两人抢着，A一人孤零零的站在旁边，）

A: Why the result is this ？（抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣）

A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream ， but ，it’s a bad dream.

It’s too early, I want sleep.（又趴下去）

旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.

A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.

（明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西）

A：Oh ，look at there, that man is like a star ！ Oh ，Oh ，Oh ，（一次比一次激动）he is …。.he is…。.Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!

（正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕）

车主：Look out!

Aon’t come here, don’t come here!（闭着眼睛） （车主迅速下台）

（A突然站起来，睁开眼睛）

A：A dream 。too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ，sleep! But ，why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!（趴着又睡）

旁白：In her third dream

（明星在签名，A前面有B, C）

经纪人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up

A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ，there are only two people.

（到B）

B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.

明星：Thank you

（B下，C上）

C: Oh，I meet you ，can I hug with you ？

明星：Sure.

（两人抱了一下）

（到A）

A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited

（明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子）

明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.（难受）

A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.

（过来一会儿）

A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?

经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.

A: Ah? Why always me ？ （伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方）

（突然起身）

A :Why always me ？ I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ？ （看了一下钟，表情惊讶） It’s near 8 o’clock 。I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ，hurry up hurry up!

分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本【第四篇】

甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud ， thank you.。.。Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >， today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first ， talent show, number one, let's welcome.

乙:（风情万种，妖娆妩媚地走进来，给观众一个飞吻）:oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming ， every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ，（打个响指） come some music.（搞笑舞，自由发挥）。 （跳完，鞠躬，向观众谢幕）， thank you,（面向导演）， honey, is it a wonderful performance?

甲:（作目瞪口呆状），

乙:（在甲眼前晃手），oh, darling, are you Ok?

甲:eh.。.my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out ， next one.

乙:oh no 。.。sweet ，you break my heart.。.（掩面离去）

丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me（画个十字架，镇定地走到甲面前，伸出手）， nice to meet you, director.

甲:（与之握手），nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.

丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards ， 21 Juno Awards and（做沉思状） oh, I forget it ， a Oscar Award, （同学鼓掌，乙作安抚状），oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ，you know, I.。.。

甲:ok ，stop, time is limited, just begin

丙:OK!！ I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.

near, far, wherever you are

i believe that the heart does go on

once more, you opened the door（甲stop stop,丙不理，继续作深情状）

and you're here in my heart,

and my heart will go on and on.

甲:guard ，guard,help,drag this mad woman out.

Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise

丁:（对着乙的背影，沉思状）to be,or not to be,it's a question!（走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状），I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.

甲（做娇羞状）:oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?

丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?（甲，白痴的摇头），eh.。，it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?（摇头），and Melissa Theuriau?（摇头），（丁，情绪激动），you know nothing, how can you sit in here.

甲（指门，气愤状），you you you.。.。.

丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!

甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.

丁:ok ，listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”！

甲（起鸡皮疙瘩状）:oh, I can't stand, show you the door,

丁（转身离开，继续台词）:If there is a time limit, I hope, it is （回头，对甲）10 thousand years.

甲:oh, it's really a terrible ，awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent , I'm dying,you three, come here,

三人跑进来，乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?

丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?

丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?

三人同声:we are past,right?

甲:eh.。Thank you for your eh.。Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you 。.。.（接电话） What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh.。.god.（挂电话，低头），you three,（抬头），pass!

三人欢呼，说:we make it,we are superstar!

乙（甜蜜状）:that's very sweet of you,we love you so much（飞个吻）

甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your you have confidence?

三人齐答:yes,we do!

甲伸手，三人搭上，同声，fight,fight,fight!

人英语搞笑话剧剧本【第五篇】

人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒

J：沙僧

B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的`村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

S: Bajie,map!

E: （摸出，递给S）

S: Look,boss （凑近T）………（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!

E: Oh, boss!Forgive me（伸手拿回）

T: （缩手）I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

E: （递)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐）My stomach doesn’t allow So.

S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ，I will………。

S: You will what（凶相）？

E: （软禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）。

S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see ， boss is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…。.

T: Em……。It is a ,do you have any idea?

S: No problem!（安装）（B已躲在一旁偷看）

J: This is…。.？

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!

S: Bye!(走)

T: Let’s play cards!（三人开始打牌）音乐《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（变成B1）

B1: （接近三人，望着）Can I join you?

J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.

B1: （在一旁观看）Oh,Chance! Bomb!

T: Bomb?（打出）

B1: Double King!

T: Oh…。I win! Em……，Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!（准备开电网门）

S: （回来，看见B1）Oh,monster!（上前就打）

B1: （倒)Ah……

T: （气愤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!

S: She is a monster!

T: Nonsense!（深呼吸）

S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!（唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱）

S: Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱头）

T: （呛住，咳）Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B: （真身出现）Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!（变成太婆）

B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?。.。（连忙挡住地尸体）No,sorry!（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡）

S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)

E&J: Are you Ok, boss?（扶T）

J: Look,（伸食指）how many?

T:Two…。.（晕乎乎地）Sun Wukong, game over!（变成B3）

B3: （看到B1,B2尸体）Oh…。，my daughter, my wife! Who did it?！（哭喊）

S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.。.。.（险些晕，E,J扶住 ）You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!！

S: （悲，离去）（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》

J: boss, brother Monkey is.。.。.。.

T: Don't mention that guy any more!

B: （出现） Ha,ha,ha!（三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走）

T: （惊）You are.。.。.。

B: How foolish you are ，Mr Tang!（E,J去阻斗，被击退）

B: （抓住T）I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha.。.。.。

S: （悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕）A thousand years later.

T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!

J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I can't understand.。.。.。What happened?

S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

T: How,how did you find out?

S: （沉默）。.。.。.。Monkey's intuition（直觉）

T: Wukong（S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理）I'm sorry（小声）

S: What?

T: I'm sorry.

S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I.。.。.。am.。.。.。sorry.。.。.（S 捂耳）（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

（谢幕）