幽默风趣的英语小故事（优推5篇）

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搞笑的英语小笑话2：I Wasn't Asleep【第一篇】

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

我没有睡着

当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”

“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”

“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

英语幽默的小故事【第二篇】

In the past, the grandson of a prime minister was a notorious spendthrift.

He squandered all the family property and couldn’t even afford his own meals, so he oftenborrowed rice from others.

Once he borrowed another bag of carried it half- way and couldn’t go any further, so herested by the roadside.

At this moment, a poor man in rags happened to pass by. He called this poor man, set the payand let the poor man carry the rice for him.

Unexpectedly, after carrying the rice for some distance, the poor man also panted and couldn’twalk any grandson complained:

“I am the grandson of a prime minister. It is natural that I can neither lift with my hands norcarry on my shoulder anything heavy.

But you are from a poor family. Why are you also so useless?”

Unwilling to give in, the poor man glared and retorted:

“How can you blame me? I am not from a poor family. I am the grandson of a prime minister,too.”

幽默风趣的英语小故事【第三篇】

On a vacation trip,Duke Huan of the state of Qi came to the ruin of the capital of G[]uo Shi,which perished long ago.

Seeing the desolate and bleak prospects of broken tiles,collapsed walls,and clusters of weeds,he could not help asking the local people about the reason of the ruin of Guo Shi.

They replied,"Guo Shi was fond of doing good deeds,and averse to

evildoing,which led to the perdition."

When the Duke could not understand the answer,people explained,"

Though he liked doing good,he had never been able to do so; though he hated evildoing,never could he help not participating. That caused the ruin of his boat had moved but the sword had not. Isnt this a very foolish way to look for a sword?

幽默风趣的英语小故事【第四篇】

A bank robber stole a lot of money. He was caught and sent to prison, but the money was never found. When he came out of prison, they watched him to see what he would do. Here is the detective, reporting to the inspector. "Yes, sir, I found Johnny . I followed him all around the town, but frankly, I couldnt make anything out of what he bought. Heres the list."

shirt , heavycrowbar, box of chocolates , shovel, heavy hammer, bunch of flowers .The inspector said, "Good. That helps me a lot. Do you remember how we watched him helping his neighbour, old Mrs. Judson to cover her backyard with cement?

幽默风趣的英语小故事【第五篇】

Prometheus created man, and in each of them hanging round her neck has two pockets, a pack the faults of others, the other

Of their own equipment. He put the loaded others faults pocket hanging in the chest, the other is hanging behind his back. Hence it is that men are

Quick to see the faults of others, and their total however invisible.

This story explained that people often like to find fault with others, but ignore their shortcomings.